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Sketches

Here are four rare Sketches that now only exist as transcripts!

  • Inspector McHardons Indentikit
    INTERIOR OF POLICE CHARGE ROOM. SPIKE PLAYS INSPECTOR MCHARDON. HE WEARS A LOOSE OVERSIZE TRILBY, A KNOCKER OF THE YARD RAINCOAT. BIG MAGNIFYING GLASS, ELASTIC GINGER BEARD UNDER THE CHIN. BOB...
  • African Elephants
    DOCTOR'S SURGERY. THE DOCTOR IS BELABOURING THE BODY OF A MAN ON THE BED. HE IS BEATING HIM WITH A HUGE MALLET. Doctor: Say ninety-nine. Patient: Ninety-nine. Doctor: (finishing) Are you sure...
  • Home Morticians Kit
    INTERIOR OF GROTTY ROOM. PLASTIC EVERYTHING. AWFUL DECOR. A WOMAN HOUSWIFE IS HOOVERING. SPIKE, SECOND SALESMAN (LITTLE CHARLIE) AND THIRD SALESMAN PUSH ON A DOOR ON WHEELS. THEY WEAR DOWDY DOOR-TO...
  • The Irish Yo-Yo
    SPIKE IS A YO-YO SALESMAN. Spike : Irish yo-yo's, Irish yo-yo's. Get your Irish yo-yo her. JOHN BLUTHAL ENTERS AS BIONIC RABBI. John (in thick Australian accent): I'll 'ave one of them, sport. Spike...